Good: You know how to take a joke like you're one of my bud's! You're so very modest yet incredibly attractive. Your deep, mesmerizing eyes can be compared to that of a porcelain baby doll. But when I see pictures of you smiling your eyes take the exact shape they use for the beautiful female characters in Disney cartoons... Jasmine from Aladdin... Bambi's girlfriend Faline... Nala from The Lion King. They were all given the perfect eyes by various artist's imaginations. You were born with yours. I can not forget that you are ever so true to a man that obviously loves you unconditionally... most likely until the end of time. You never appear to hesitate to share your feelings and emotions towards this man... he's very fortunate to have someone like you that can be so open about something so important as love. You have such a soft smile... soft as if you're holding back... as if you're afraid to share your beauty with the world. Not because that beauty doesn't exist but because you're afraid... afraid to share what is obvious to everybody but you. Your hesitant smile reluctantly shares a mysterious look that draws people to you. This in turn gives them the divine opportunity to view the breath taking eyes you possess.
Bad: I bet your feet smell like cheese.... and you cannot seem to insult Damnclem for the life of you... IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!
Click hear for HatHead's Beauty of Damnclem - Words by KennyK - Performed by the MS Speech Engine
