Late.
i am late. in fact i am two years late for my date with the yoga chick. not good. i collapsed the quantum wave prematurely during my travel back in time. not good. but here i am. and even if you hit the mark with time travel, you can still never be sure if the exact same event in the present will happen again when you return back through time. this is due to the uncertainty principle.
A lil' about the uncertainty principle...
the reason that you cannot return to the exact same present moment in time is due to the uncertainty principle which, compouned by relativity at the sub-atomic level, means that you cannot ever precisely know both an object's exact momentum and location at the same time. so one can know that certainly something happened within a range of time but never precisely where - an all important consideration since your sub-atomic particles are being accelerated.
then your own reintroduction into the time stream forever changes the old present to a new one. meaning one can travel back in time and though it will be close to the old present, it will never be exactly the same. meaning, no yoga chick.
i was a little distracted from last night's Y3K performance - that was and will be the most awesome show ever. the biggest party in the history of the world with the largest dance floor. jamming with The Mighty Swarm and Trou Noir - a full on planet shaking exercise! i can't wait to do it again!
Dr. Mantra, evil yoga master...
while here two years in the future, i cast my net out for Dr. Mantra, the evil yoga master who is plotting to take over the world, but could not locate him though much to my dismay the evil yoga movement is even stronger! unfortunately i could not spend any time fighting evil yoga as it turns out i have a show tonight and have little time to get ready.
A lil' about the uncertainty principle...
the reason that you cannot return to the exact same present moment in time is due to the uncertainty principle which, compouned by relativity at the sub-atomic level, means that you cannot ever precisely know both an object's exact momentum and location at the same time. so one can know that certainly something happened within a range of time but never precisely where - an all important consideration since your sub-atomic particles are being accelerated.
then your own reintroduction into the time stream forever changes the old present to a new one. meaning one can travel back in time and though it will be close to the old present, it will never be exactly the same. meaning, no yoga chick.
Travelling Back To Different Present Times
i was a little distracted from last night's Y3K performance - that was and will be the most awesome show ever. the biggest party in the history of the world with the largest dance floor. jamming with The Mighty Swarm and Trou Noir - a full on planet shaking exercise! i can't wait to do it again!
Dr. Mantra, evil yoga master...
while here two years in the future, i cast my net out for Dr. Mantra, the evil yoga master who is plotting to take over the world, but could not locate him though much to my dismay the evil yoga movement is even stronger! unfortunately i could not spend any time fighting evil yoga as it turns out i have a show tonight and have little time to get ready.
Evil Yoga Class - 2006
...notice the handcuffed man...
tonight after the show, i will go back into cryogenic freezing return to the future and then return back to the present two years ago...
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